STEVE
WOULD FIRST LIKE TO CLEAR UP A COUPLE OF MISCONCEPTIONS.
DESPITE WHAT CHARLES WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE, HE IS NOT "STILL LEARNING HOW
TO PLAY" DRUMS. HE NEVER STARTED LEARNING. HE WANTS TO LEARN BY ZEN. BUT DRUMMING
ISN'T VERY MEDITATIVE. SO HE IS GOING TO LEARN BY DOING. THE PAST FEW MONTHS HE HAS
BEEN LEARNING BY NOT DOING. THIS ALSO WORKS JUST AS WELL. HE DOES HOWEVER, THINK IT'S
PRETTY DARN COOL TO HIT THINGS WITH STICKS. HE ALWAYS HAS. HE ALSO WANTS
THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT THE BASS PLAYER IS NOT THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE BAND WITH NO
RHYTHM. STEVEN ALSO HAS NO RHYTHM. PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY WAY CAN TELL THE DRUMMER AND
THE BASS PLAYER APART IS BY THEIR JOBS. THE DRUMMER HAS ONE. THE BASS PLAYER
DOESN'T. FOR THE RECORD, STEVEN'S HYGEINE IS IMPROVING. HE BRUSHED HIS TEETH TWICE LAST
MONTH. HOWEVER, THERE HAS BEEN A SETBACK IN THAT RECENTLY HE RESOLVED TO STOP BRUSHING
HIS TEETH ALTOGETHER UNTIL THIS "GOSH-DARNED MICROSOFT FREAK SHOW
THING" (HIS OWN WORDS) IS OVER WITH. ON THE UPSIDE, HE HAS RESUMED SHOWERING SINCE
THAT "GOSH-DARNED ELIAN GONZALEZ FREAK SHOW THING" ENDED LAST WEEK.
BRIEF BIO-
BORN IN THE 1980'S. CONTINUED TO LIVE IN 1990'S
USED TO BE SCARED OF THE GORILLA AT SHOWBIZ PIZZA
ONE OF HIS WISDOM TEETH IS GROWING IN
DEVELOPED A BAD SENSE OF HUMOR IN 8TH GRADE, LOST FRIENDS
LOST THE REST WHEN HYGEINE BEGAN TO FLUCTUATE
GOT PANTSED ALOT IN P.E. ONCE. CANNED WHILE WEARIND DRESS
STEVE'S GOING TO CITY COLLEGE RIGHT NOW. EXCEPT SUMMER IS APPROACHING,
SO HE'LL POSSIBLY BE SLEEPING WHEN YOU READ THIS. HE LIVES IN CONSTANT FEAR
OF BEING KICKED OUT OF THE BAZOTIC EPILEPTIC BECAUSE THE OTHER MEMBERS DO NOT
LIKE THE BAY CITY ROLLERS INFLUENCE HE BRINGS. SO HE KEEPS REMINDING THEM, "WITHOUT THE
SCANDANAVIAN ACCENTS, WE'LL NEVER HAVE OUR OWN SATURDAY MORNING TV SHOW."
